Thursday, January 18, 2018

Reminder: Enter to Win

Reminder: you only have a few more days to enter for a chance to win my latest book.

It's a decent book, but don't take my word for it.  Clearly, you should follow the lead of a renowned celebrity and really beloved president of these very United States...

"Sorry losers and haters, but Mick's I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault.  Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really into Mick's poetry.  His books helped me go from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star ... to President of the United States (on my first try). I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius ... and a very stable genius at that!"

~Mick, S.D.G.

No presidents were harmed during the complete,
really top-notch fabrication of this blog post.