New Pantheon - Published!

Earlier this month, I gave you fair warning that, if they remained reasonably sober, the editors at Defenestration Magazine would publish some of my "literary humor."

I know you have been quivering with anticipation, so let me grant you an early Christmas present.

The New Pantheon is ready to tickle you (but not in the creepy uncle way) HERE. All references to constipation were purely accidental.

~ Mick, S.D.G.

Him: What do you call identical boobs?
Her: I don't want to know.
Him: Identitties.
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