I am happy to announce that I have been accepted on the Georgia Writers Registry. The nontrivial vetting process included an evaluation of credentials by a peer review panel based on a writing sample and the following criteria:
So, the next time you need a roguishly handsome, chiseled specimen of masculinity for your literary event, call someone else. If you need a semi-competent writer, look me up. My fees are reasonable, and I bathe regularly.