I'm not sure what to think about this. My book, Random Stones has risen to number 333 on the Amazon list of American Poetry! Yes, really.
I didn't pay off any of my underworld friends from former Soviet countries to make this happen. I didn't knowingly make a deal with any deities or demons. And my family/friends/parole officers didn't buy them all. Even the formidable tag team of mom+wife couldn't make this happen.
I must assume that it was my vast army of loyal Random Stoners who orchestrated this amazing feat. You guys are awesome! Keep spreading the word while I go shopping for a helicopter.
~ Mick, S.D.G.